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Accounts Receivable · Department of Reckoning

The Patriarchy
Owes Me

An itemised invoice for the labour you forgot to charge for. Backed by data from the ILO and UN Women.

Adjust the sliders. Watch the bill come due.

Chapter 1

The invisible infrastructure

7 h/wk
5 h/wk
3 h/wk
4 h/wk
2 h/wk
3 h/wk
15 h/wk
2 h/wk
1 h/wk

Chapter 2

Pregnancy, birth & the aftermath

30 yrs

Cramps, supplies, ruined sheets, planning around.

1
14 hrs
6 mo

Chapter 3

Years you've been doing this. Your billing rate.

5 yrs
€30/h

The footnotes

Why this matters beyond the joke

Globally, women perform 76% of all unpaid care work (ILO, 2018). If valued at minimum wage, it would add $10.8 trillion to the global economy annually. The gender pay gap widens most sharply at first childbirth. Economists call this the child penalty. This calculator uses real domestic-service market rates, not minimum wage. Because your labour deserves market rate.

THE RECEIPTS

Not JUST Vibes

$10.8T

Annual value of unpaid care work performed by women worldwide. Three times the global tech industry.

Source: Oxfam, 2020

4.5×

Hours of unpaid care work women perform compared to men, on average, every single day.

Source: ILO, 2018

77¢

Earned by women for every $1 earned by men globally. A gap that hasn't meaningfully closed in two decades.

Source: UN Women, 2023

16.4B

Hours of unpaid care work performed globally every day. Paid at minimum wage, that's $11 trillion a year.

Source: ILO Care Work Report

2 of 3

Adults living in extreme poverty are women and girls. Care responsibilities are a top driver.

Source: UN Women

131 yrs

Estimated time to close the gap at current pace: 131 years. This invoice is due in 30 days.

Source: WEF Global Gender Gap 2023

RESOURCES

DOWNLOADS, WORKSHEETS & MORE.

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The Invisible Hours

A 7-day tracker for the work you do at home.

Tick what you did and how long it took. Do it for seven days.

Print it out or fill it in on your phone. Either works.

10-page A4 PDF
Cover, instructions, one page per day, weekly summary

$2.99FREE

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PDF file. Print at home or use on any device. No app required.

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The Fair Split Negotiation Template

A structured agreement for dividing household labour.

Fill it in together. Sign it. Refer back to it when someone “forgets.”

2-page PDF · Fill in by hand or on screen
Covers division of labour across 32 recurring household and care tasks, a declaration section for invisible/unscheduled labour, agreed terms of review, and a signature block for both parties.

$4.99FREE

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PDF file. Print at home or use on any device. No app required.

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